Friday, April 13, 2007
An Excerpt From The Teenage Textbook. (a necessity for teenagers)
Applicable to Girls Only. (OKK I CUT OFF THE GUYS PART)
You like someone. You want to make it known. What should you do?
If You're a Girl, you have 3 choices.
(a) YOU CAN TELL HIM
Pro: This is very direct, and you won't have to waste time agonising over whether he loves you or not.
Con: Regardless of how it turns out, you will be forever branded by your friends as a "desperate" case. If you can live with this, fine. (NO WAY! I'LL NEVER SAY THAT OF MY FRIEND!!! HOW CAN ONE BE SO DIRECT LUHH?! THE GUY WILL LAUGH AND I'LL PUNCH HIM ON BEHALF OF MY FRIEND!!) :)
(b) YOU CAN SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND BECOME A NUN
Pro: No more problems with men.
Con: No more problems with men.
(OMG!!! I AGREE THAT MEN = PROBLEMS.)
(c) YOU CAN MAKE HIM REVEAL HIS TRUE FEELINGS (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED)
Pro:You can play it cool, and force the guy to make all the moves.
Con: If your guy is dense, and doesn't know how to play the game (or hasn't read the Textbook) then you can play it cool until you become a senior citizen and you won't see him making any moves.
**erm.guys are not that initiative though.
THINGS TO DO:
Find out if he likes you. You will know if a man is attracted to you when:
(i) he alternates between ignoring you and paying a lot of attention to you. One day he will pretend you don't exist and the next day he will be chatting and making silly jokes to you.
(ii) he becomes very self-conscious when you're around
(iii) he tries to find out more about you from your friends.
YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR INTEREST IN 2 WAYS:
(i) LINGERING STARE
When in a group, stare at him and let him "catch" you doing it. Then, after he as noticed you staring at him, meet his eyes for 1.57 seconds and then look at the ground quickly, as if you have suddenly realised that you have been staring at him. Do this a few times at regular intervals (practise before the mirror)
(ii) SPACE INVADER
When you talk to each otherm slowly move in closer with your hands behind your back. If he backs away, it's a bad sign. If he stands firm, you've got him.
(HUHH??!!! WTF??!!)
SO GIRLS OUT THERE WHO READ MY BLOG, THIS IS JUST FOR YOU!
XD
THIS TEENAGE TEXTBOOK IS SERIOUSLY CRAP.
HAHA.
just boredd luhh.
im annoyed that there are no eyecandies in tj.
sad case.
*shakes head*
Y7:51 AM
