Monday, April 24, 2006
Extracted from KNN news and NT newspaper
"It is with great ELATION to inform all citizens of jiowland tt our president has passed awae on 25.4.2006 at 10.15am. HE reportedly died of a serious heart attack wen the whole parliarment compelled him to step down from his position during the morning legislative council. The reason behind the parliament's raging protest against MR MIJIAO TEO was due to the fact that he allegedly saed tt he will not go out for a gang outing during the national June Holidays using "being grounded" as a lame excuse. His grave is being dug @ the AVA room in IJTP Sec. All citizens can pay their respects on weekdays from 7.30am to 2.25pm until the 28th of May which is the actual funeral day. All citizens are reminded to bring joss sticks, incense papers and paper balls because according to reliable sources, our president was fond of playing with all sorts of balls.
The First Lady is too distraught over the loss of her husband that she is unavailable for comments.
The Head Secetary of State, Prime Ministress, Ministress Of Deterrence (M.O.D) and Volcanic Nominated Ministress of Parliarment is reportedly celebrating their success of driving the President to his grave tt dey r being spotted drinking coke to their heart's content.
However, reports of the President's spirit being budgering citizens and his paliarment members are rife. So please go consume burnt talisman water and purchase amulets to drive his spirit away.
-The Best reporter of NT newspaper.
** this post is merely being published for humour purposes. Please do not take it seriously.
btw NT means neh tau, KNN news means ****** news.
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finally my blog has resurracted again
Y11:48 PM
