Monday, July 26, 2004
sum pple iz taking advantage of the situation....im nt gonna named names but u shld noe who u r.......hmpff......wad a blurdae hypokrite.....too bad u dunno how much pple hatez u......*rolls eyes*
so sucki......okae.......i spend $$ lyke no todarow.....but i mean im alwaez feeling hungri and thirsty.....heehee......beagle so poor ting.....no $$ or rather nv refill so i lend her sum $$
sigh im gonna fail science.....*duh* i 4gt 2 draw the blurdae convection diagram and i dunno the fire alarm question..the last 3 questions.......ill be glad if i passed.....
muahchi realli wants 2 get into the skool team becuz chess iz her onli CCA......hopez Mr Tu accepts her though.......hahaz
sigh sigh sigh.......skool iz so blurdae frustrating.......but guess.....the cas are suckier though.......
hatez "COMFORTERS" WHO R ACTUALLI HYPOCRITES!!!!!
tatz beta........im happier if i make mui feelings known
heeha heeha hohee hohee
oh sia....nt going 2 the yan huo de ji jie s beagle iz nt going........ermz having a party on tat dae instead.......and probabli beagle CAN CUM!!!! YAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kan play wif sparkles and eat loads of food
p.s. a BEEG thank u 2 Porsi........thanx 4 altering the blurdae projector......b4 king asked 4 RGB mode......hahaz.........or else we hav 2 suffer wif the "infra red-radiator light" tat she shines which make us hav a major headache.....hahaz THANX
Y4:45 PM
Saturday, July 24, 2004
a-pi-gail so fast offline liao........tok 2 mui 4 onli an hr or so.......sigh
doing stephen "marveluso" essay s i blog......how interesting
basically writing and scribbling rubbish
noting beta 2 do............
im feeling so pissed off rite nw.......esp wif sum pple i hate so much......definateli 2 the core..........so ass.........and shitty.......hmpff
thanx 2 beagle she sort of alleviated mui anger a little but thanx aniwaez
u and shirley both 4got 2 bring back ur math txtbk how interesting
telepathy arh?
wonder whoz tat lamer......aka the nameless on the tagboard......dont tell me....................................................................................................*suspicious*
You are Tony Sun Xie Zhi!~A Caring and sensitive
leader~
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Y5:06 PM
Friday, July 23, 2004
Home econs was so wad 2dae..........i mean farni.......cuz mrs tan ask who is illiterate den beagle saed "she", mrs tan den sae "y abigail........u illiterate arh?".........then tis beagle retorted " My name iz nt me!" luckily mrs tan nv hear.........den mrs tan scold her 4 fidgeting.......a-pi-gail wasnt even fidgeting @ all lorx hmpff...........the fruit salad was a little unappetising......i pinched sum apples from beagle wahahaz..........she was so angri...........muahaha who ask her took the last banana.........
oh yarh......let mui tell u the farni occurance tat happen during lunch.........itz comical *duh* haha
we took takeaways 4 lunch den sat @ the stone benches tat faces the basketball court.....s we were approaching the benches........stupid muah chee nearly fall into the long gang again.......she shouted until so loud so diu lian lorx...........muah chee was sitting nxt 2 shirley and beagle was sitting nxt 2 mui........den suddenli muah chee screamed and pushed shirley nearly off the bench.....becuz of a bee.......haix..........den suddenli saw angie.........muah chee saw angie s her saviour cuz mrs tay scold her 4 having so mani 0's in her attendence......and muah chee wants 2 settle scores wif angie.........she screamed 4 angie lyke kalling her lurver and ran 2wards her and muah chee tripped over a potruding cement slab.......angie was lyke so shocked.........and muah chee turned beetroot red.........
we went 2 buy choco chip ice cream frm the ice cream man........and guess wad........muah chee nearli trip over a cement slab again and i and shirley drop ice cream on the wae.......chess wasnt chess @ all...........we spent 2 hrs toking abt the same subject (the assholic stuff of cuz) *rolls eyes* and the *gd acting* of sum pple........den muah chee seemed bored but @ the same tyme interested.........but it was gd and relaxing toking abt stuff we agree and dislyke..........stuuuuuuupid mango used mui s a model of demonstration of how she treated wan xuan nearli broke mui neck........hmpff..........den ar-pi-gail and of cuz mango and mui were laufing lyke crazi.........wah sai.........usual characteristics of siao ding dongs.......den @ 5pm........we went down 2 the shed 2 take a pic 4 the steeple........i kneeled down on the floor wif beagle and wif shirt and muah chee standing behind us..........they r short u c..........haha........we took a nice pose and went up 2 4/2.......beagle arh so naughti........go and write 5 squared + 6 squared=5566 on the whiteboard........and draw the mi mi yan smiley face.......
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh heaven and earth orange tea rawkzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
tis poem dedication is to the 2/2ians of 2004...........xceptions included.......=>
Quiet Quiet Willow River Water
Fire Flies Dot Dot Fly
Obscure Lantern Shine Bright Bright
Boat Shake Shake And Go Home
Translated by Rebecca Xavier & Jessica Chung (the pple who take chinese unseriously....haha jk larh)
Original Text From: Higher Chinese Sec 2 Textbook Pg 33
Y9:29 PM
Sunday, July 18, 2004
thanx beagle 4 lending a listening ear 2 mui thru msn...........i feel much beta........thanx 4 been such a gd fren.................=>
sigh feel lyke a burden has been lifted...........but who karez aniwaez.........
heex.......oh yarh tok to beagle 4 59 mins.........ooooh yarh we tok abt menacing frenship stuff........and we put our focus on 2 pple........1 we r racking our brains 2 help her.........the other......beta nt tok abt it but itz on a negative side.........*duh*
k fine......beagle asked mui 2 do a character analysis of her......she iz a gd-natured person......a gd and reliable listening ear....quite temperamental @ tymes lyke mui.......but a overall a gd fren 2 hav.......farni zany and zonki.......lyke renfi
ooooooooohhhhh yes.........a bad pnt abt her iz she iz TOO CRAZI ABT RENFU!!! hahahax
so sad.....still........but nt s bad s b4.........abt sumting else onli beagle noez wad iz troubling mui though.........*sigh*.......the distance and the gap has widened too much......to a bottomless pit where frenship has fallen in never to be revived again..............
YES YES YES!!! *cheeky and harpi smile* I got all 6 postkards........thanx to mui sis and aunt....waahahahaz tat means i've got 3 teenage mags.......nvm kan sell to karang guni and earn money........
oh yes i've 2 clean up mui aunt's hse b4 mui frenz cum on mon.....and rmb to let mui dogs loose (y am i alwaez harping on it???)
Y4:14 PM
Saturday, July 17, 2004
lets c...........kalled shirley 2 tymes she kalled mui 1 tyme and we toked al2gether lyke 4 1 hr plus............heex..........toking abt math most of the tyme.......actualli nt realli larx.........toking abt sumting tat iz so damn bugging us............*duh*
u noe when u pour out ur troubles.....u'll feel so damn harpi suddenli.......probabli becuz got no stress liaoz..........but itz lyke yarh....ermz......sumtymes troubles iz lyke magma on the verge of erupting out of ur mouth......and u r itching 2 spit it out......okae fine 4get it
yeah cant wait 4 shirt and beagle 2 cum 2 mui hse on mon.......preparing 2 let the dogs loose..........jk larx.......jk larx..........heex..........stupid shirley scared of dogs tis beagle oso another 1.........beagle and mui dog shld be gd frenz becuz mui dog iz oso a beagle sama sama species marh....
kalling out 2 shirley and beagle : plz buy teenage magazine......then kan c the postkards........guess wad i got wang shao weo and mangzha......hoping 2 get mangzha's aniwae but shao weo was lyke a little unxpected.......nvm larx aniwae they r all members of 5566 so must support them equalli.......renfi seemz a little rare.........oh ya mui aunt sae sum postkards were stolen or torn out frm the magazines.......yikez......so ass 1 tis pple..........how can do tis kind of despicable stuff.......want the ting then use ur own money and buy dont go and steal........haix
2 huiting: i didnt sae i wanted xie zhi u can keep him or giv him 2 ur dearest and preciooooooousss beagle.........
oh ya the ndp preview was 2dae.......heard the firewrks booming while i was bathing........so fun.........love the fireworks and itz spectacular colors......heard frm shirley tat 5566 will be performing @ NDP.....ooooooohhhhhh catching them on TV......so nice can c closeup of them and then can tape summore.......much much beta then enduring the elements of weather juz 2 c them 4 a couple of minutes oni........rather go 2 their concert and c them 4 3 hrs........i bet NDP ticks are oreadi snapped up liaoz..........by all those crazi 5566 fan si........getting NDP ticks iz a piece of cake if u have internal connection and tat was how i managed 2 watch 4 3 consecutive yrs........heex
yin wei ai was so blurdae nice.......yeah the tune and all.......shirley finalli watched NKF repeat telecast......and she was xcited ova 5566.....and she lyke mui hate CAO Qi TAI nv spared a thot 4 5566 keep on splurting out nonsence and been a motormouth........it is oni been polite if u let 5566 finish their song b4 blubbering all his spit out and opening his smelli mouth.........it iz 4 courtesy sake.........
ooooooohhhhh la la....oh ya im gonna erase mui 2nd and 3rd blog link liao...........privacy marh........heex........heeex 4th 1 cuming up........u noe blog skins these daez hav farbulous stuff........using it all......yeppz......
oh yarh btw..........mondae iz racial harmony dae......sticking 2 mui uniform though..........no costumes or rather too ugly........or short
to beagley: Plz do ur hw........concentrate on studies..........5566 wont help u get into the stream or the class of ur dreamz..........it iz no use giving up ur aspirations and future 4 them..........they dont even noe who u r........but supporting them in ur heart iz all tat matters.........yeppz dont be a fanatic.........it will lead u nowhere.......rmb tis alwaez
and the profound. phrase is written by CHIA SOONLI the toiletbowl
and itz mui again signing off..................................tata
Y11:44 PM
Friday, July 16, 2004
oooohhhh 2daez art was so blurdae fun....i xchanged place wif jie ying and sat wif beagle.....was laufing our head off becuz of oli pek....she doesn't even noe who iz renfu but oso doodled his name on beagle's art block.....then we were chatting 4 the whole 2 periods.....and oli was been farni and sacarstic 2 ms lau.....when ms lau cums and c wad iz she doing...she rebutted tat ms lau was blocking her inspiration souce by blocking the light....then i saw shirt reading i zhou kan and i blurted it out....so oli shout across the room...." Shirley arh....reading i zhou kan arh...." in her high pitched voice.....so damn farni i tell u tis oli pek iz incorrigible.
ooooohhh yesterdae was so niccce.....we went central 2 eat due 2 the scarcity of food left in the canteen....mui,beagle,shirt,and moo moo....went 2 koufu......beagle and i as usual was laufing our wae 2 koufu....then we passed by TS and saw the ghost show yet again.....so scarrrry...then i and beagle shared $5 hokkien mee.....she forced mui to eat the belachan and i ate lyke 3/4 of it?????....i pinched shirt's crispy carrot cake once in a while *grinz evily*...moo moo went 2 NTUC 2 buy i zhou kan.........i was so mersmirized by it tat i carried it back all the wae 2 skool, despite mui stomachache, i pumped mui hands in the air and keep on reciting 5566 rawkz........and of coz it left beagle laufing....
i guess i rather be left alone in klass w/o ani bodi sitting nxt 2 mui....these 2 daez...unice keep on moving 2 mui place as she couldnt stand becca and jess 4 taking chinese unseriously.....unice was oso farni...and there iz gr8ter freedom of movement.......being loneli iz oso a gd point.......nobodi 2 bother u...........or tinking u r bothering them and annoying them......i noe sum pple iz dying tat their fren wld cum and take over mui place......un4tunately i am oso waiting 4 a chance 2 change place......it iz too bad if xie lao shi doesnt wanna change ............ooohh so sad *sacarsim*.......dont tok dont tok larh s if it will kill mui......dont need 2 strain and force urself.........wanna tok 2 other pple then ask xie lao shi whether u can change place or not......dont go and look 4 them after everi lesson....it will tire u out........*rolls eyes*
ooohhhhoooohhhh YAY.......mondae......iz gonna be fUn....shirley, beagle iz cuming 2 mui aunts hse 4 the eng project.....though beagle iz nt in our grp but i invited her so tat she can keep shirt company and be farni too since mango can be so strict @ times........heex gonna set mui dogs on them *evil lauf* muibe maye chyi is cuming along.....dont tink other pple wld bui cuming......3 iz enuff......aniwaez we need 2 concentrate.....*duh* and nt need pple who are destructive.......
Y9:24 PM
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
2dae was gr8...........besides been left alone........i had beagle 2 keep me company.......hahahaz...........beagle sat wif mui 4 geog and pc klass...........1 period of geog we went 2 teachers resource room 2 watch a volcano movie........so damn nice........i and beagle lyked the lava so yellowy and glowy............the scenes were gr8.......so nice........muibe becuz i have never xperience the destructiveness of the volcanoes tat i fell in lurve with tis natural phenemoneum( 4giv mui spelling).....the scenery was spectacular and siow kee's laufter was damn infectious.....the bug kaught mui and i was laufing non stop........partli becuz mrs kunna keep on walking up and down and adjusting the volume.....till it was abt 65??????? wahahaz beagle oso got lauf becuz we were laufing @ the lava creeping pass the screen and emitting fire balls ahead......lyke a lighter.......then sumtymes the volcanic rock....look lyke lao sai when combined wif watery lava.......so hahaha.......
oh ya........wonder y beagle keep on slapping mui face 4 wad???????? she damn siao lorx........then the vending machine was so assholic 1 eating mui 60 cents yet again!!!!!!!! i wonder y all machines lyke 2 eat up mui money......the neoprint machine oso..........*sigh*............
then during pc........we were supposed 2 do an anti- drug quiz in pairs.......then of cuz beagle went siao keep on skipping questions.........very fani lorx........lauf lyke siao then we ate jess last 2 mentos.........so niccccccceeeee but feel so guilty......then of cuz i fiddled wif beagle's neoprints again........and droppped sum on the floor.........=>
*sigh* sum tings can never be the same again.........so profound.........jkjkjkjk.......learning 4 vocab test!!!!!! wahahahaz
beagle tan when r u gonna stop reading RD March issue????????????? u've been reading it 4 lyke 5 months liao.........itz tyme i bought 4 u a bk as bdae present since u asked 4 it........i shall giv u a PUNTER'S gude........juz kidding hahahahaha......since u lyke horses........or rather i shall giv u george of the jungle tape........since u fell in lurve wif a monkey.......who iz a member of 5566......which rawkz..........(muz observe them becuz they are rawkz!!!!!!!) hahahahahaha =>
Y12:13 AM
Monday, July 12, 2004
sum pple cut up mui advertisements...........the most suspected person is porsilia......tat ass........hahaz itz nice handing up a torn and tattered piece of advertisements to stephen *rolls eyeballs*........fine wadeva..........
aniwaez.......2dae iz lyke so damn dumb lorx........honestli.......nothing 2 do.........the teachers juz zoom in and zoom out the klass.......and we had EP which was nt realli fun @ the least........*duh* alwaez discussing and discussing.........then all red hse members shoes were soaked in the rain and one shoe even land up in the flooded drain............hahaz rene had 2 pour out the rainwater frm the shoe.......hahaz then mui shoe was fortunateli kicked under the chair.......abit squishi.........heex......=)wearing new shoes tmr............yay........!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 ch3ers!
Y5:42 AM
Friday, July 09, 2004
OMG 2dae damn farni lorx.........after skool, shirley, mui help the red cross garls esp eirene 2 carry their stuff 2 the canteen then mUah ChEe came and help then she carry wan xuan's uniform......at the little slope and drain outside the ST GAB's block, stuuuuuupid and careless MuAh CheE slipped and she fell into the drain....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *shaking wif laufter* Muah Chee herself was laufing in the drain?!!! We all lyke asking how was she then the wan xuan shout "Aiyah MY UNIFORM!!!!!! hahaha she was onli concerned abt her uniform......MuaH ChEe's leg was grazed and tat @ tat point of tyme.....Mrs Nicholas and Mrs How-Yip helped her up and asked her how was she and all, MuAh Chee was so blurdae embarrassed then Muah Chee insisted tat she was okae but mrs how yip bugged her 2 sit down on the bench then Mrs Nicholas sae nvm larh muah chee can lauf means she okae so mauh chee so damn relieved.........and we still couldnt get ova the farni scenario.
okae then during chess we sit rite @ the back of the classrm.....after hearing frm wai mun that we had 2 hurri up claim our ceramic slabs and pots b4 all goes missing then we sneaked out of the classrm and spent 1 hr in the art rm playing and laufing and searching......... i and muah chee found ours intact......shirley's slab was broken into 3 pieces.......but beagles......we onli found half of her slab so we decided 2 help her find on mondae..........then during chess beagle keep on slapping me and beating me......we keep on throwing chess pieces @ each other and beagle teach shirley how 2 fold straw stars..........then muah chee keep on singing spyderman and peter parker....then after chess, we went back 2 classs and shirley emptied her bag....beagle oso........i was playing @ the board......then later after leaving the class....shirley was soooooo pale.......she said she heard and saw issabelles chair moving on its own........beagle oso heard the scratchy noise.......So SpoOkY!!!!!! 0_0'
Y6:21 AM
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
to lim ah ting.......if u dont want to share wif mui or tell mui how 2 find ani wma files then 4get it.......itz not a neccesity.....*rolls eyes*....as if it iz so darn popular......as if i'm so hard up
aniwaez.......2dae arh....quite fun no stress-enforcement subjects xcept the blurdae eng.....the asshole shouted into both mui ears i tink i go deaf liaoz.......she so darn ass lorx.....keep on shouting and screaming, 4 heaven's sake...... she doesnt wanna suffer from sore throat and later croak lyke a darn frog does she??????? she acts lyke an ass braying in our ears........wah sai.....keep on doing the bohliao summary paraphrasing and shrinking as if mui life revolves around these dumb stuff........
champion was quite frenli and nice........she spoke singlish [larhz..arhz.....ooooz] and told us jokes lyke the hole in her jeans wahahahahaz......muibe she iz harpi or in a gd mood 2dae.........but nv c her smile b4!!!!!!!!!!!
ermz heard frm mag teo tat while she was watching spidey-man 2 in the cinema......she saw #### wif her bf kissing and embracing behind her.......the guy was supposedli.....according 2 mag lanky and wearing specs.........oooooohhhhhh!!!!!!! bear would be so SAD!!!!!!!!
*sigh* so damn bushed............tired of life man........nothing 2 do nothing 2 look 4ward 2........ssssssssssooooooooo aaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss
SICK OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the onli ting I'm looking 4ward 2 iz 2 watch dou zhen ju le bu, 5566 , Cyndi and Jun Jie on Sundae hee yeapz tatz abt it............................................................
*grinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Y1:07 AM
Sunday, July 04, 2004
I ACKNOWLEDGE BEAGLE TAN AS MUI IMAGE SOURCE!!!!!!!! good enuff?????? orh.....okae renfu rawkz man.........and he is so damn kute in thie pic......OMG......hs so damn handsum...........i lyke his smile so pure and kewt......and innocent.....his hair oso........so nice.......his eyes.......so shining lyke a star.......OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG NICEST PIC I EVA SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M STARSTRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun Jie so KEWWTT!!!!! i lourve his songs man..........:p Si Gua Niu Nai Anione?
finalllllllliiiiii i found his postman pic.......he (renfu) look so young wif short hair.......and he looks the most handsum though! YEAH!!!! RENFU RAWKZ THE WORLD!!!!
2 of mui fave idolz 2gether in 1 pic..............boa lookz bit weird in tis pic though........the quality abit lan but itz nice wif XIE ZHI'S HANDSUM AND FLAWLESS FACE!
Y7:42 AM
Oh My God........2daez dou zhen ju le bu was the best eva!!!!! It was mainly shao nian te xun dui......renfu,mengzhe and xia yu min were 1 team, while xie zhi, shao wei and wang kai di (the chao kewt garl) were another team, they were supposed to travel all over the place wif clues on hand and look for a treasure chest buried deeply in the sand wif $10,000 dollars in side. The 2 teams were realli enthu and they were determined 2 win the money....*duh 10,000 dollars leh*........they set off then their 1st clues was realli deceiving with teresa teng's burial ground.......but renfu firmly believed it was another place and they set off 2 the wrong destination.....xie zhi's grp was much more smarter....playing close attention 2 the clues given and knew that it wasnt the place renfu thot of......but they purposeli follow renfu 2 trap him.......wahahaz........then when renfu went there, he and his fellow mates toured the whole place but couldn't find the rite spot...xie zhi went to interrogate the security guards and set off 2 the teresa tengs burial ground straightaway.......reminding the security guard not 2 tell renfu the rite place. Xie zhi found the place but they still had a clue unsolved........it was bo si mian........but the clever brainy wang shao wei cracked it......it was actualli postman in eng.........then they saw a postman in green and chased after him.......and guess wad they had 2 do b4 they could hav the nxt clues? sun xie zhi had 2 kiss mouth 2 mouth wif wang shao wei!!!!!!!!!!!! they did and had the nxt clues.........and set off 4 tat place.......renfu came but oso couldnt solve the bo si mao clue.....but when he saw the postman in green he thot of the wrd postman........finalli i shall skip 2 the last part.......becuz the last part has the most farni details but actualli the process was oso damn farni.........u shld watch it...
okae the last part........xie zhi still remained 1st......and they found the beach......where the chest is buried in.........the burial place has a toothbrush stuck on top of it......the exact replica of the clue given......xie xhi grp dig and dig but 2 no avail becuz there were 5 toothbrushes scattered around the beach......finalli renfu caught up wif them and started digging lyke a "DOG"!!!! he was so damn krazi.......meng zhe blinded shao wei face wif the yellow poncho and renfu took off his pants, leaving his shorts on........they started digging and finalli shao wei spade hit the chest and was dented. the whole 5566 was crammed into the hole, refusing 2 let each other proceed digging......xia yu min brushed coarse sand onto renfu bare legs and refu was crying in pain.......kai di managed to drag renfu awae......muahahaz........but later renfu had a kall frm wqyl producers asking him to cum and record the programme, he turned them down saeing tat he was gonna be 10 000 dollars richer and tat the treasure chest was much more impt..........then lightning struck and hit a plain not far frm them........it was smoky and all......and then all of them were frightened to death....kaidi was crying.....becuz there was thunder and lightning.....and they were furiousli digging until a telephone line kaught fire on the road........the producers called the whole ting off.......shao wei was hurt and needed 2 go hopital...the producers started digging themselves and send 5566 and the other pple 2 the buses...renfu was scared stiff but he was acting lyke a newscaster......muahahaz......they were ushered awae and then renfu ran all the wae back and joined the producers in digging.....he was so damn siao acting lyke a lunatic.......and he carried the treasure chest all the way 2 the bus and he slooped onto the road and opened the chest in the storm........he was laufing fanatically........and he was throwing the money all over the road.....as shao weiz feet was bleeding profuseli and needed 2 be stitched....the bus left w/o renfu and renfu was chasing the bus in the storm........
so the moral of the stori was dont gamble......ren wei cai er si.......quoted frm xie zhi
then they showed feng yun bian se mv...........i switched 2 mtv and saw energy "hey u" mv.....so nicccccceeeeeee........then saw cyndi's ai de kao can mv........then saw 5566 4 u mv.....then avril lavinge mv......and much much more.........
Y6:43 AM
